Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...

1: Don't miss the boat.
2: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
3: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
4: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask
you to do something really big.
5: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that
needs to be done.
6: Build your future on high ground.
7: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
8: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on
board with the cheetahs.
9: When you're stressed, float a while.
10: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic
by professionals
11: No matter the storm, there's always a rainbow waiting.
NOW, wasn't that nice? Pass it along and make someone
else smile, too.

The woodpecker might have to go

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